i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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