I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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