I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
How does it feel to date your dad?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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