Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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