so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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