normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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