Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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