I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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