I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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