sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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