Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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