S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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