I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
