I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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