i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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