why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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