Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You're breaking my sexual little heart
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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