YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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