I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I have post one night stand depression
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