Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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