can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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