i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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