these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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