I skipped work to stalk him.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize