i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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