i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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