Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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