he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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