Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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