fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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