I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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