The best revenge is premature balding
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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