So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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