what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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