just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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