This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
i now understand why vodka
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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