I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
