I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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