We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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