do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
My feet surprised me
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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