I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
my god I love twenty year old dicks
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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