Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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