You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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