If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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