I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Randomize
