I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We just shotgunned beers for America
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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