if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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