I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Can you bring me the toilet please
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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