Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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