My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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