i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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