I think scott just propositioned me for sex
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Randomize
