I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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