I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
