it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Also, beer. Big fan.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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