Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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